5 Franchises I've Never Played

I’m pretty sure I’ve said before that I’ve been a gamer for a few years. If I haven’t…well then there you go. I’ve also said in a previous ‘Top 5’ that as a kid there were many games that I didn’t bother beating. Mega Man Legends, for example. And almost on cue, Mega Man Legends 3 was announced.

Now I’m going to talk about something that may very well get me yelled at by many people (well it would if we had anyone following us)…actually, you’ve already read the title if you’re reading this, so I guess I’ll stop stalling and get on with it.

Oh Criterion...I LOVE U!

Yes, I know it's a sad title, but that's how I really feel about them.

If you've been under a rock for the past, oh I don't know...9 MOTHAF**KIN' YEARS, and don't know them and their work by now, I wanna say this. WHAT THE F**K HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR GAMING LIFE?!?!?!

If you don't know who they are, YOU DESERVE TO GET CHOKED!!!

5 games I never bothered to beat as a Kid

Back when I was a kid and was old enough to be left alone with a tv in my own room without smashing it, I had a Playstation. The original one, the rectangular one that was probably heavier than I was back then.

And with that PS1 (as I’m going to call it from now on) I had a bunch of games that my parents bought me or I just got from family members. These games ranged from Monopoly (yeah, really) to Jet Moto 2 to even Crash Bandicoot and Megaman, and I had no idea how much some of these games would mean to people in the future, because well, I was like 7.

Now back then, I didn’t play games with the intention to master them or even beat them, I was just playing for fun, and going outside was more of my thing…well that an tv.

And when I say ‘just playing for fun’ I mean it, there was no saving, there was just turning the game off and leaving, then coming back later and playing the same level again for the Nth time, which I was cool with. Hell, there were some games that I didn’t play again out of fear (but more on that later on).

Top Five Favorite Moves (For Kyree)

Compared to all the games that have come out between the era of the Playstation 2 and now, I haven’t played a damn thing, but you know what? I don’t care. I play what interests me and what will keep me occupied. And within that group are a few games that I absolutely enjoy, and to a deeper extent are moves and tactics that I have come to adore; moves that I use in games because they’re necessary, because I’ve earned the right to use them, or just because I feel like it or just want to stare at their sheer awesomeness. So right here in this article you’re going to read, imagine and watch five of the moves that I’ve grown to love…right after you click ‘continue.’